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ODE TO MY ASS

W A N D E R I N G

AXEL MAASS

ODE TO MY ASS

WHAT HAPPEND

 

 

 

“For years I ignored your presence,

Too late, what have I done.

I cycled through the mountains,

All of a sudden you are gone.

 

For years I treated you wrong,

Did not mention your helpful side.

I cycled through the mountains,

Forgot your needs and pride.

 

For years you were my friend,

I lost you on my way.

I cycled through the mountains,

Why couldn’t you just stay?”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My ass is gone!I lost him in the mountains of Guatemala. Simply just because I needed to buy a belt I recognized it. Now, cycling further through the Andes, I had to move the belt-hole another time…

When will this process stop? Will I ever have an ass again? I am afraid.

 

PS.:

Thanks to Southamerica, especialy the time in La Paz and Santiago de Chile I got some weight. My ass still looks different, though.

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